So You Own a Human: A Dog’s Field Guide to Managing People

So You Own a Human: A Dog’s Field Guide to Managing People is a must-own reference book for any dog new to human ownership. Turning the pages of any book is difficult without opposable thumbs, so dogs must get their humans to help purchase and read this book. Written by the human Gary C. McAuley with the help and guidance from Jubilation T. Bloodhound, this owner’s manual will help with all the daily struggles that come from owning humans.

McAuley and Jubilation’s book is as humorous as it is helpful. Jubilation systematically explains his own thirty-eight helpful hints to human ownership. These hints vary from buying the necessities to exercise to being a life coach (dogs do make the best life coaches). Jubilation also gives very accurate human-to-dog translations of many human proverbs. This comes in handy when trying to understand humans.

But don’t take my word for it. I have read this book to all three of my dogs, and they all agree that Jubilation’s rules and ideas are all very helpful. All dogs and families will find this book fun and helpful.